Free 4 audits per month · No sales pitch

A free, honest audit of your SEO, Automation, and Content.

Not a 60-slide pitch deck disguised as "insights." A real, written diagnostic across the three disciplines that compound revenue — delivered in 7 business days with a 30-minute readout call. If we're a fit, we'll say so. If we're not, we'll tell you who is.

What you get

Four deliverables. Nothing fluffed.

Every audit is run by one of the three discipline leads, not a junior account coordinator. You'll see our actual notes — including the places we're uncertain or need more data.

01

Technical SEO scan

Crawl + indexation audit, Core Web Vitals review, redirect governance, schema markup check, and a prioritized fix list. Delivered as a written report + the raw Screaming Frog + Ahrefs exports so your team can reproduce.

02

Automation + measurement review

Server-side GTM + conversion-import audit, lifecycle flow coverage map (which flows exist, which are missing, which are misconfigured), SMS/email overlap check, and attribution-gap analysis against your pipeline or revenue data.

03

Content gap + opportunity analysis

Keyword cluster map against your top 3 personas, SERP competitive analysis for the clusters with the clearest wins, and a prioritized 90-day content ship list — not a 400-item spreadsheet nobody will act on.

04

Written summary + 30-min readout

15-20 page PDF with the 3-5 highest-leverage interventions ranked by expected impact × effort. A 30-minute live readout with one of the discipline leads to walk you through it and answer questions.

The deal

What this costs you.

$0Dollar cost to you
15 minOf your time (intake form)
7 daysFrom intake to delivered audit
30 minLive readout call
How it works

From submitted form to readout call in 7 business days.

01 · Day 0

You submit the form

15 minutes. Site URL, revenue band, top 3 goals, access to GA / Search Console / Klaviyo if you can share read-only.

02 · Day 1

We confirm fit

Reply within one business day. If we're not the right people, we'll tell you who is. If yes, we book the readout slot.

03 · Days 2–5

We audit

One of the three discipline leads runs the scan. Technical + measurement + content, all against your actual data.

04 · Day 6

Written audit lands in your inbox

15-20 page PDF, prioritized recommendations, raw data appendix. You own it. No contract, no NDA, no strings.

05 · Day 7

30-minute readout call

Live walkthrough with the discipline lead who ran the audit. Q&A. You decide what (if anything) to do next.

Request your audit

Four slots per month. First-come, first-booked.

We cap at four audits per month because the discipline leads are also running client work. If this month is full, we'll tell you in the reply and offer you the first slot next month.

Who this is for

  • →Companies past $500K ARR or $100K/mo DTC run-rate
  • →In-house marketing team of at least one FTE
  • →Ability to share read-only analytics access (we'll help you set it up)
  • →Open to honest feedback — including "you're doing most things right"

Who this isn't for

  • ×Pre-revenue startups (we'll point you to better free resources)
  • ×Agency owners doing comp research
  • ×Teams that only want validation of an existing strategy

We reply within one business day. If this month is full, we'll offer you the first slot next month.

FAQ

Questions we get asked a lot.

What's the catch?

There isn't one, and we know how that sounds. The audit is free because 1-in-4 companies who get one become a client — and the ones who don't still tell their peers about us. It's the highest-ROI marketing we do.

Will you pitch us at the end?

No. The readout call is 30 minutes about your audit. If, at the end, you ask about working together, we'll talk about it. If you don't, we won't bring it up. We've had audits that led to engagements 14 months later — we're patient.

What if the audit says we're doing fine?

Great. We'll say so, explicitly. The "we're killing it" verdict is rare but it happens. If you want ongoing instrumentation review, we offer a $4K/quarter check-in. Otherwise go win.

Do you need our logins?

Read-only is enough. GA4, Search Console, your email platform (Klaviyo / HubSpot). We can run a lighter audit without them, but the heavier the data, the sharper the findings.

Can you audit our paid media?

No — we don't run paid media as a service anymore. We'll point you to agencies we trust if that's your primary need.

What if we're not a fit?

We'll tell you in the reply within 24 hours of your form. We'll also recommend specific agencies or in-house hires that fit your stage better. No audit report in that case, but you'll get useful direction.